This branch of the Emporium is devoted to the random musings, meanderings, 2 a.m. writeups and speculative fics that have popped up from my psyche over the last few years. I take no responsibility for any mental trauma incurred by reading said fics, and therefore nobody can sue me if their heads hurt later. Nyaaaaaah! :P

Choose your brand of lunacy from the following... and don't say you Were Not Warned.